lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

lacefuneral:

mtfoss:

towerofglass:

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House is pregnant

good for him!!!!

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it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

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all VERY good suggestions!

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why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I’m also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

woolieshubris:

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon:

woolieshubris:

orca-iguana:

woolieshubris:

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(FDA source)

microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search “microwave aluminum foil” on YouTube if ur curious lol

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn’t do that in the future.

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fully expected 40k notes ngl

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kaijuno:

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You can’t just say this and go

pointnclick:

“No one wants to work anymore.” Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

somethingusefulfromflorida:

dikdikpronouncedxylophone:

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there’s an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

The pit-of-your-stomach dread you feel when you finally remember what your forgot only to realize you’ve run out of time to do it… It would have been better if you had missed it entirely, but no, you remembered just in time to be paralyzed with fear over not being ready, like being woken up 30 minutes before a test you didn’t study for.

rainyrefrain:

When i die i want to donate my skull to be used in Act 5 Scene 1 of Hamlet

gattmammon:

Early morning are so beautiful it’s so mean that they put them in the early morning

Anonymous says

r u doing anything fun this weekend

probably getting wasted and jacking off

smoqueen:

reblog this

i-am-a-fish:

God damn I have so much anxiety. watch THIS


*does nothing and somehow also feels bad about it*

elizabethgoudge:

roach-works:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

nat-20s:

nat-20s:

nat-20s:

Me: god life is a fucking nightmare

*talks to literally any teenager*

oh life’s pretty sweet actually

listen to me LISTEN to me I always thought that people parading around “it gets better” was stupid and corny and useless to me bc I’m like nuh UH your circumstances can definitely get worse and often times will but the SECRET that the LIBS (<- this is a joke) won’t tell you is that when they say it gets better you are the it in that statement. YOU get better

to my shock and honestly annoyance life is actually like a learning process the entire time you live it and i don’t mean you get better as in one day your depression magically disappears I just mean experience+survival means you get BETTER. at being a PERSON. Things don’t suck less in your twenties it’s just that you get way more talented and handling things sucking!!! You start to learn what independence you have and what resources you can rely on and how to ask for help you just!! of course things seemed like the end of the world in high school you haven’t already been there done that and got the tshirt! and sure it’s not entirely true that you can do whatever you want forever but whooooaaa nelly the older you get the more you know both what you want and what you can do and when those overlap!! to any youths reading this to any internet old bitches reading this you have time and im so excited for you

You get more experience and you also get more autonomy and eventually you will grow into a position where you both know who you are and have the freedom to be that person.

you no longer have to ask anyone for permission to piss

A lot of the getting better for me is knowing that I don’t have to hang out with mean people or assholes. And having the self-confidence to begin to set those boundaries. Even if it is family. Or someone who think you should respect. You have a right to seek out healthy relationships. And fence out unhealthy ones.

spiromancer:

im like if they invented a boy who is a girl. or even a girl who is a boy. it goes both ways

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